Punk Rock Thesaurus

Curious about a band you've never heard?  Check them out in the Punk Rock Thesaurus!

Anchors – A Wilhelm Scream doing their own awesome renditions of Strung Out songs you never heard. 

The Flatliners (Cavalcade) – During a No Division recording session, Hot Water Music got really drunk. They laughed, they cried, Chuck Ragan growled...they stacked their Stay What You Are and Pump Up the Valuum CDs and gang raped the hole in the center. Years later, a child was born. That child was The Flatliners' Cavalcade record.

Hot Water Music – One day, Jawbreaker and Alkaline Trio got into a knife fight, and only the strongest members survived. In the wake of their post-traumatic stress, they began obsessively using steroids and lifting weights. When they realized how much they missed playing music, these four guys got together and found that not only did they enjoy being manly, but also mutually enjoyed gargling razors and lit cigarettes in their throats. Hence, Hot Water Music was born.

Such Gold – Daggermouth and the Movielife once had a love affair. Both were heavy into meth-amphetamines during this period. The speed-addicted love child created was Such Gold.